so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
THIS IS AMAZING! YOU SHOULD STOP AND WATCH IT <3
captain mal: the anti-kirk
I want my bed. :C But I guess I’m not allowed to sleep my birthday away, haha.
Everyones headed off home so now I can go sleep and wake up 24!!
Also the mister got me the cutest birthday pressies. @w@ I was allowed to get em at midnight <3
girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs